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The Malapropos Mid Evil Misadventures of Victory Maiden (Scene 10) by Nyctophobia11 - http://deviantart.com/nyctophobia11 This has been fun, but I am needed elsewhere. I could always lock you up in my dungeon. And you’d lead the charge to repel the bandits at Breakheart pass? Why bother with bandits when you are a wizard! Because they’ll steal supplies, destroy property and kill a lot of people. I’m missing the point? Bad for business? Nothing to trade? Oh. That would suck. This weekend then? Can’t. Demi-gorgon releases her monster of the week. Someone has to slay them. That would be bad for business too. Wait. I got it! I’ll have Drucilla pay her a visit Wednesday. They’ll be so occupied, she’ll miss the date! Fine, but now you need to do something for me. Should I be worried? It involves a dragon and a hoard. I’m not slaying a dragon! They are magnificent beasts! Not slay! Sheesh, who do you think I am! I was tasked to retrieve a ring. That’s a needle in a haystack! Perhaps then
The Malapropos Mid Evil Misadventures of Victory Maiden (Scene 9) by Nyctophobia11 - http://deviantart.com/nyctophobia11 Victory Maiden sashays down the long hallway Where did you get that? That seems rather anachronistic… What about this? *shimmies her hips* *gulps* *bites his fist* Now slave! Entertain me! As you wish, my lord… *begins the dance*
