Charley's Foxes - Slave Hunters (Ch. 4; Pt. 4; pp 21-25) by DestroXXIV - https://www.deviantart.com/destroxxiv
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The Malapropos Mid Evil Misadventures of Victory Maiden (Scene 8) by Nyctophobia11 - http://deviantart.com/nyctophobia11 Do you yield? I refuse the shower! A bubble bath at the very least! What kind of a villainous set-up do you have here!? For the last time! I’m not villainous! I’m just… well… Fine! You know what? I have just the set-up! Don’t forget you asked for this! Let’s go for a… spin... Yeah, yeah. Got anything to take my mind off things? And I don’t mean scented candles. I do not have scented candles! Oh my. Your lavenders smell lovely this time of the year! You just have to tell me your secret!
The Malapropos Mid Evil Misadventures of Victory Maiden (Scene 7) by Nyctophobia11 - http://deviantart.com/nyctophobia11 I’m not evil you know… Sure Fine, maybe a little… Don’t mind me waiting here Wizards are not inherently evil! Power corrupts, but whatever I’ll have you know there are many… I going to doze off now Don’t get all bent over backwards! Sheesh! <mumbles> No one appreciates a monologue these days... I am literally bent over forward on your account so can you get to the point!?
The Malapropos Mid Evil Misadventures of Victory Maiden (Scene 6) by Nyctophobia11 - http://deviantart.com/nyctophobia11 ‘You’ll never get me to talk, knave!’ ‘Actually, I can’t believe I had to waste an entire device just to shut you up! That will teach me to ask open-ended questions about origin stories.’ ‘So, are you saying you learned something from me? Dammit!” ‘Ah never mind. I’ll ask the questions around here. Now. Why were you trying to sneak into my tower?’ ‘Because it was tall and thick and seemed like a solid place. And it was right there for the taking! I’m pretty sure you have some family jewels lying around here somewhere!’ ‘This is what I get for living in a phallic symbol. Now let’s try that again, <pinches a nipple>, Why are you here?’ ‘Is that an existential question? If so, the answer is...’ ‘No! Oh God no! I meant why were you sneaking into my tower! And this time, the truth.’ ‘I’m hurt! That was the truth! But you’ll never learn the alt
The Malapropos Mid Evil Misadventures of Victory Maiden (Scene 5) by Nyctophobia11 - http://deviantart.com/nyctophobia11 ‘You’ll never get me to talk, knave!’ ‘Actually, I was interested in how you became a warrior.’ ‘Oh! I was a maid in a tavern before this.’ ‘That makes absolutely no sense.’ ‘Hear me out! So, I’d spend all day handling jugs; big round solid jugs.’ ‘Of course you did.’ ‘One fateful day when I was handling more jugs than I should have, I bumped into some “warrior” who thought it was ok to touch my jugs.’ ‘The fiend!’ ‘Long story short, we decided to settle our differences in an arm wrestling match!’ ‘This keeps getting better and better. And of course…’ ‘I won! That “warrior” carried around one of those lightweight floppy swords! Do you really think he could swing it around all day? On the other hand, how much do you think fully loaded jugs weigh? And I have my hands full ALL DAY LONG!’ ‘That does explain your muscular arms.’ ‘So, as per the
